A beautiful poem by Ellen Winter came to me via amazingly creative blogger Judy of the awesome lifelessons. Go visit her blog, Beautiful People, and be impressed, amused, and delighted with her whimsical poetry and art!
Meet the adorable couple, Ellen and her boyfriend Fred:
Enjoy Ellen’s poem that actually contains the recipe for a traditional Scottish Finnan Haddie.
Finnan Haddie
My mother used to make it.
Smoked fish and potatoes
With hard-boiled eggs in cream sauce.
Croutons on top.
Finnan Haddie
Slim creatures of the ocean
The offspring of birds,
Tubers from under the soil, the essence of cow,
Wheat from the fields. Smoke from fire.
Bird, beast earth air water fire
All creamed together and poured over rice.
Finnan Haddie
Fishermen cast their nets in a sea of stars
And come up with a shimmering haddie,
Fins flashing with phosphorescence.
The fair maid carries all of her eggs in one basket
And cries over spilt milk.
Icelandic fishermen since the time of barrows and runes have built fires on the beach and smoked their fish on wooden racks.
Enough to feed the village all winter.
Haida, Nootka and Kwakiutl packed dried,
smoked fish into carved cedar boxes
or hung them from strings over rafters.
But where were the potatoes?
Inca farmers were grubbing them from
Terraced fields with ancient pulaskis
Until the conquistadors seized them by
The sackful and sailed off to Spain
Their holds groaning with tubers and gold.
And where were the eggs and the milk
to make finnan haddie then?
Wild muskoxen with blood in their eyes
Had to be corralled from the windswept moors
Of Scotland or Slovakia or Mesopotamia,
Tamed and fed,
Until the milkmaid could approach
them with her bucket
The eggs were a bit easier.
The first hens were stolen from the jungle
By nimble young Javan princes in jeweled turbans,
Kept in bamboo cages and fed on the fruit of the
Kedodong tree until they dropped all their eggs in one intricately woven basket
And settled down to domestic servitude,
Forever.
And then at one tremendously momentous but long forgotten
Moment in History
Somewhere on the planet, in somebody’s kitchen,
The fish, the eggs, the potatoes, the milk
All came together.
Slowly, they were warmed on top of the stove
Until the sauce
Was creamy and thick and the aroma
Of smoky fish and eggs and potatoes filled the house
And the whole family ran in hungry from
The fields and asked,
“What’s that absolutely delicious smell?”
And their mother answered… . . . . . . . . .
I have not tried it myself yet but I will, by substituting non-dairy plant-based milk and eliminating eggs. In fact, even though the Google image does have eggs, most recipes I’ve been able to research include neither eggs, nor potatoes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnan_haddie).
Enjoy a little song and please remember, my book is only one click away at amazon.com/author/koolkosherkitchen.
Thank you so much, Ellen, for a great poetic contribution to my humble blog!
Thank you so much for pingback.
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Love this! Shared it, thanks! ~Chef Perry
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Thank you so much, Chef Perry!
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An absolutely charming presentation of an absolutely charming culinary poem. Thanks, Dolly!!!
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Thank YOU, Judy, for making it possible! 😻
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Very interesting and creative. Gary
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Thank you so much, Gary.
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One of my favorite old-time dishes. I didn’t grow up with it, but my grandmother did and my late-great friend Jim introduced me to it about 20 years ago. It’s getting hard to find in restaurants unless its a special. The eggs and potatoes are optional but traditional. One thing I suggest: only use cold-smoked haddock not cod or another whitefish. If you find haddock already smoked and it is very yellow, it may have been dyed. Not a big deal but just in case you are averse to dyes and coloring..
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Thank you so much for a very important advice! I would’ve never thought that haddock could be dyed (or any fish, for that matter). Now I will be careful.
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It’s an old technique first used in Canada to give the haddock a golden appearance, like the peat-smoked haddock of Scotland. I’m not sure if the dye is artificial or not, but it’s good to know before you buy.
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I have a major allergy to dyes, so I am extremely grateful to you for the warning!
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Oh my gosh, I just did a Finnan Haddie post the other day! It’s kismet, I tell you! My own recipe differs from this one a bit, as it includes neither potatoes nor an epic poem. I loved this, though! (If you want to read mine, it’s at: https://dangerdangerwordpresscom.wordpress.com/2018/01/12/strut/ ) 🙂
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I totally enjoy your style! Among all those dreadful things that came out of Scotland, I think we should count Burns as an exception, but then it’s a matter of taste, after all. Both the lamb pie and the haggie look scrumptious, and who cares about Sheena Easton when your cat is gorgeous! Looks like mine, actually. 😻
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Thank you so much for the kind words! And my cat says yours is an extremely handsome specimen also. But of course, he’s biased.
(I still can’t get through Burns – in the original language – without developing a massive headache and a slight twitch, though. Oh well, there’s no accounting for taste, as you said. 🙂 )
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I am sure it helps that I had originally read Burns in the most excellent translation (into Russian) and fell in love with his poetry. Years later, it made it easier to decipher the original.
My familiar Barmaley sends meows and very loud purrs to his almost-twin! 😻
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Ah, what a rich background you have! I can certainly see where that would leave you feeling well disposed to ol’ Bobby B.
Lol. Midnight is doing his best outboard motor impression in return. PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 🙂
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Look who is talking about rich backgrounds – don’t you play humble, Dr D! 😻
P.S. Most people in Europe speak several languages, as you probably well know.
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My background is all lies. Didn’t you learn ANYTHING about the internet in all those fancy European castles you lived in during your youth?
I am depressingly well aware of the fact that most Europeans are practically polyglots. I, on the other hand, can barely get by in English (although I do supplement it with interpretive dance).
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Odessa does look pretty fancy, that much is true, but the castles had all been converted into communist party offices and such, so I didn’t get to live in any of them in my youth. Being interrogated by KGB doesn’t count.
I love a good yarn, and yours is very well spun, so who cares about the veracity of it?
P.S. Any videos of that “interpretive dance”?
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Oh my god, WHAT a life you’ve had! KGB goons after you? Castle in Odessa? Wow, that’s incredible! Whew…
Lol. No, no videos of me. The lenses keep shattering 🙂
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Most everybody of my generation who lived in communist Russia had a similar kind of life – nothing special.
I don’t blame the lenses. 😻
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Wow! What another great way presenting recipes! Thank you for sharing. Michael
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Isn’t it wonderful? Ellen is so talented! Thank you, Michael.
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thank you for reblogging.
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That sure is a deliciously creative manner to serve your recipes. Beautiful!
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Thank you so much, and the credit belongs to Ellen! 😻
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Wow!! Beautiful
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Thank you so much, dear!
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