Was there a pirate ship called The Black Pearl that roamed the Caribbean? And was there a flamboyant, dashing Jack Sparrow who captained it? No and no!
The main lie, of course, is that Jack Sparrow never existed, and the real pirate, on whom Johnny Depp’s character (largely composite) is loosely based, was oh! so far from the fierce fighter of the Disney extravaganza! Captain John Rackham, AKA Calico Jack, has never achieved the legendary wealth and glamour of numerous victories at sea attributed to infamous pirates. His peculiar fame lies in the bosom of his wife, Anne Bonny, and her best friend Mary Read, both the combatant stars of Calico Jack’s crew. There is no one better to tell you this story than a brilliant Scottish Celtic singer and songwriter Karliene:
Every word of this haunting song is true, including the fact that Anne Bonny was a red-haired beauty. To deceive the all-male crew of Jack’s sloop “Revenge,” the 17-year old girl wore male clothes, worked and drank on par with the guys, and fought, possibly, even better than they did. Soon another young woman in male disguise joined her, and, according to rumors, Captain Jack, who was not the sharpest cutlass in pirate business, became insanely jealous of “Mark,” his wife’s new best friend. Both women had proven their mettle when the sloop was boarded by the British marines; male crew members hid under the deck, while the two young pirate queens went at it, cutlasses a-blazing (“A General History of the Pyrates” by Capt. Charles Johnson, 1724, is considered a reliable historical record). The ringing parting words about “fighting like a man or being hanged like a dog” are documented. However, as we all know, dead men tell no tales:
We’ve been to the Keys many times and are quite familiar with pirate lore which, together with Jimmy Buffet and Papa Hemingway, constitutes the main tourist attraction.
This time, though, as we made our anniversary getaway to Key West, with all due respect to Papa and the famous bathroom legend about the pissoir which he had allegedly (and drunkenly) torn out of the wall and installed by the Sloppy Joe’s entrance as a bird bath, my fantasy ventured into a different realm.
Perhaps due to the day of the Fantasy Fest, when costumed, face- and body-painted denizens started appearing in the early afternoon, or maybe because we met this adorable couple who kindly agreed to be photographed, but as we were “watching the sun bake” (Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville),I became captivated by the image of the 18-year old gorgeous redhead standing her ground against a cluster of marines.
Rather than “nibbling on sponge cake” (ibid.), we were snacking on my traveling rations, Steel Cut Oat cookies enhanced by a goodly measure of chocolate chips – did you doubt me? Dump room temperature Smart Balance into an egg or substitute (vegan choice) whisked with brown sugar, cream it together and add the dry ingredients, including chocolate chips.
Plop tablespoons (I use ice cream scoop) of sticky thick dough onto barely misted baking pan and enjoy Jimmy Buffet for a few minutes.
The best traveling rations in the world are ready: nutritious, filling, nutty and chocolatey delicious, they don’t crumble into your lap – and your car! – while on the road and don’t turn stale.
I doubt that the real pirates of the Caribbean, including young pirate queens, had this kind of rations packed for they journeys, but you can do it easily – lucky you!
INGREDIENTS
- 1/2 cup Smart Balance or any butter substitute room temperature
- 1 cup brown sugar tightly packed
- 1 large egg or substitute
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 cup whole wheat flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- Pinch of salt
- Pinch of cinnamon
- 1 1/2 cup steel cut oats
- 1 cup or more chocolate chips
PROCEDURE
- Preheat oven to 350 F. Lightly mist baking pan with oil.
- Whisk egg or substitute with brown sugar, add Smart Balance, cream together to smooth consistency.
- Add dry ingredients, mix thoroughly.
- Spoon onto pan, leaving 1″ distance between spoonfuls. Bake for 12 – 15 minutes, until edges are browned. Cool on rack.
Enjoy!
The cookies look so tasty. I sometimes add steel cut oats to soda bread, but still haven’t used them in cookies. Will keep it in mind! 🙂
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Thank you so much, Ronit; your comment means a lot to me!
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Next time i sail the seven seas (or, which is more likely, go to Perdido Key, Florida), i will most certainly be taking these along!
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Is that where you go? We’ve never sailed to the “other side,” as it necessitates sort of sailing around the peninsula, and our (now lost) boat was not the blue water type. I’ve heard good things about Perdido Key, though; certainly not as commercialized as our Keys.
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Wow, they had everything going for them!! Except later their heads??
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Anne Bonny died in her bed in Charleston, SC, at the age of 80, surrounded by children and grandchildren. Mary Read, however, died in prison of fever, while awaiting release. Both of them “plead the belly,” i.e. claimed that they were pregnant. While Anne actually was, 13-year old Mary was not.
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Wow, so Anne DID everything going for her!!
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She certainly did, as villainous as she was!
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Tasty sounding/looking cookie recipe.
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Thank you so much!
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I’m thinking of making some cookies soon but had been considering gingersnaps … so I could grind them up and use them to thicken a pot of sauerbraten … which I’ve never made before. But these cookies sound pretty tasty and I even have some rolled oats that I could use. I THINK I have some some chocolate chips. It’s hard to remember as I’ve been clearing out my pantry since July. 🙂
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Using steel cut, rather than rolled oats, makes them nuttier and more dense.
I have made sauerbraten, but have never used anything carb-related for thickening. I do include onions sauteed with diced tomatoes, but not tomato sauce. I think it’s more Viennese, from my great-grandmother.
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I’m just going to use what’s already in my pantry. 🙂
The sauerbraten recipe I’m going to try is here. No tomato products. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/221361/traditional-sauerbraten/
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As I’ve guessed, this is a German recipe, while my great-grandmother was from Vienna. Drastically different. I also guess that using tomatoes was an Odessa addition to it, as we preferred to avoid vinegar and add acidity by using tomatoes or homemade tomato sauce canned during the summer.
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What was that, darling? It looks suspiciously like my cat typing – she likes to do that sometimes.
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Another excellent combination of story and recipe
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Thank you so much, Derrick
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One thing for sure, is that the inputs and secrets of a good film is certainly complimentary to the ingredients of your great recipe!❤❤❤❤
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Thank you so much for understanding and complimenting my funky style!
P.S. I ran out of time last night to tell you how much ALL your music selections enhanced my day yesterday!
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Love this post and the recipe. What other recipes from your blog would you reccomend?
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Thank you so much, darling! There are about 400 recipes on my blog; which do you want: main dishes, soups, desserts, salads? Judging from your lovely blog, you are not vegetarian, so perhaps you’d want to look into my chicken recipes – they help me keep within a very limited budget.
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Serious chocoholics should never be doubted!
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Dear Rachel, you are one of the few who recognize that this is one serious passion in my life (besides Israel and my Mishpacha there).
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Oh; for sure. as those, maturally, are mine, too… (Great minds….) hahaha
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Yep
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Nice post (and equally nice recipe!)
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Thank you so much, Gary. I hope your health is on the mend!
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I love the Florida Keys and the pirate stories told there. ❤
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They are exciting, aren’t they! Thank you for stopping by, darling!
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Charlee: “What? There was not really a Jack Sparrow?”
Chaplin: “But Dennis told us he knew Jack Sparrow!”
Charlee: “And I think Jack Sparrow was at Dennis’s memorial service!”
Chaplin: “Maybe it was just Keith Richards?”
Charlee: “That’s possible. Dennis did get confused about things like that sometimes.”
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Hey, Kitties, is Keith Richards still alive or is that a ghost of the real guy? At least Jack Sparrow is alive and kicking on movie screen, even though he is not real.
Don’t know about your guys, but we miss our sweet friend Dennis! But we can be friends with you, too, if you want. We are very friendly!
Meows and Purrs from the Cat Gang.
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I just have to say….I love this!!!! I’m such a fan! I love your stories, and your book!
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I am blushing all over the Internet – you are a sweetheart! A million thanks!
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Reblogged this on koolkosherkitchen and commented:
Happy National Cookie Day, Beautiful People (https://foodimentary.com/2012/12/04/december-4-national-cookie-day-2)!
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I love oatmeal cookies!!
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Thank you, dear purple person! They are good for you, too!
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From pirates to saints, you cover the gamut, Dolly! 🙂
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Thank you so much, dear Anna!
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
LOVE THIS POST—AND A PRETTY SONGSTRESS!
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Thank you so much for reblogging and a lovely comment, Jonathan!
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YER WELCOME!
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Thank you so much, dear Sally! What a wonderful surprise!
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Loved the historical background on Jack, Dolly. But loving the sound of these cookies even more. 🙂 x
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Thank you so much, dear Debby!
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