We don’t do Halloween, but we have our own monsters. One of them is world famous. You see his heavy footprints throughout the world literature and arts, from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein to The X- Files. You hear his eerie voice in Karel Capek’s R.U.R.,where the word “robot” comes from, in Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings, recognizable as Gollum, and in Isaac Bashevis Singer’s The Golem which actually relates the old legend (or at least one of them). Leonard Nimoy describes the creation of this monster:
It is said that Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel, the Maharalof Prague created a golem out of clay to protect the Jewish community from Blood Libel and to help out doing physical labor, since golems are very strong. Upon the Maharal’s demise, in 1609, the golem no longer functioned, thus it was stored in the attic of the Maharal’s Synagogue, known as the famous Staronova (Old-New) Synagoga of Prague and considered one of the most remarkable synagogues in Europe.
Today, it is still a functioning synagogue with a lively and vibrant community. Tours are conducted at the times free of services, of course, but the attic is off limits! My son, who visited it a few months ago, was told that, even though the golem now is just a huge lifeless lump of clay, during the World War II some Nazi soldiers attempted to search the attic for hidden treasures and came out stark raving mad.
Since we are not nearly as holy and powerful as the Maharal of Prague, we’ll make our own monsters of spelt and whole wheat flour, rather than clay. To sweeten them, we’ll use light brown sugar and cinnamon, and to make them livelier, we’ll give them some coffee, walnuts, and a pinch of baking powder.
Let me remind you of my Rules of Dessert:
Rule # 1. If it’s not chocolate, it’s not dessert.
Rule # 2. The more chocolate, the better.
Both cocoa powder and chocolate chips are here, supported by Smart Balance, an egg (or a substitute, if you want to make it vegan), and vanilla. Just a splash of apple cider vinegar helps to make the monster cookies lighter.
Just like everything else, you mix your dry ingredients first, then introduce the wet ingredients. Don’t forget to grind your coffee beans to powdery espresso consistency! Mix it up and spoon onto a greased baking sheet, leaving about 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) between spoonfuls. Don’t worry about shaping them, as they will flatten down and spread sideways anyway, as you bake them. In about ten minutes, pull them out and sprinkle with cocoa powder. Bake for five more minutes or until soft but not sticky to the touch. Break into individual squares as soon as they have cooled off enough not to burn your fingers.
Here are my Chocolate Coffee ChoCo Monsters. They might look ugly – what do you expect from monsters, after all? – but they are very friendly to your tummy and totally scrumptious!
INGREDIENTS
- 1 cup white whole wheat flour
- 1/2 cup white spelt flour
- 3/4 cup light brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon espresso ground coffee
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 cup dairy free chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts or pecans
- 1 teaspoon unsweetened cocoa powder
- 1/2 cup Smart Balance or any butter substitute of your choice
- 1 egg or substitute
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- A pinch of salt
- A splash of apple cider vinegar
- 1 – 2 tablespoons coconut milk, if needed
PROCEDURE
- Preheat oven to 350 F. Grease parchment-lined baking sheet.
- Mix whole wheat flour, spelt flour, brown sugar, ground coffee, cinnamon, baking powder, chocolate chips and chopped walnuts.
- Whisk egg with Smart Balance, vanilla extract, apple cider vinegar, and salt. Gradually add to dry ingredients, mix thoroughly to avoid lumps. If the batter is too thick, add some coconut milk.
- Spoon onto baking sheet, leaving 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) between spoonfuls.
- Bake for 10 minutes, sprinkle with cocoa powder, and bake for 5 more minutes or until soft but not sticky to touch.
- Remove, cool slightly, and break into squares.
Enjoy!
These look sooo good. Would that I wasn’t so lazy re/ baking.
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How about looking at it as edible art? You are an artist, after all!
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Problem is that I hate reading instructions and following them. My art was very spur-of-the-moment. That’s sorta how I cook, as well. And do my blog. I love reading your blog, though, and it is calorie-free!
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Thank you, Judy, and I love reading yours!
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Ooh, I have to make these today. Why both wheat and spelt flour?
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Thank you so much, darling! I’ve tried to make them with only spelt flour, and they came out too dense, so this is a compromise that resulted from experimenting with different proportions.
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Sounds like a great recipe – only I need my head back to enjoy it!!

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LOL I hope you have caught up with your head by now!
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Thank you Dolly! The Golem was a really helpful “monster” too. Best wishes, Michael
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He truly was, and a predecessor of modern robots Thank you, Michael!
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Thats true too. :-))
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Look and sound absolutely delicious.
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Thank you so much for stopping by and for a lovely comment!
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Tasty monsters! Chocolate and coffee work so well together. 🙂
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In my house, they do! Thank you so much, Ronit!
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Somehow, they’re more appealing in that shape, anyways. Plus, with the chocolate…. Cooooookie!!!!!!! (that’s “cookie monster” talk, meaning, “Yummy…!!!”)
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Thank you so much, Rachel! I don’t think my cookie monster cares about the shape; cookies vanish before he has a chance to contemplate aesthetics.
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Hahahahha!!! That’s so funny! Lucky monster!
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They look monstrously good!
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LOL Thank you, dear Mimi!
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I like your ‘monster’ squares. Cookies don’t have to be photogenic to be delicious. 🙂
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I am so glad you like them, but do cookies agree with your “photogenic” statement? Have you asked them?
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No, but I think cookies know their ultimate purpose is to be eaten. And we usually pick the prettier cookies first. 🙂
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We do, but my homegrown cookie monster doesn’t; he just grabs whatever is under the lid, without looking! And he thinks I don’t notice the diminishing pile…
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Monster Choco squares…. they look so delicious and scary to eat …. what if I become a “choco monster”? he he he Happy Halloween!
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Perfect treat! Enjoy the day!
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Thank you so much, darling! Same to you!
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These look so delicious👀
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Thank you so much: I am so glad you like them!
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Definitely monster sized!! Monsterously delicious, I’m sure!
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As long as my cookie monster is happy, I am satisfied!
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😉
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These look so tasty.
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Thank you, darling! 😻
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