Smorgasbord Laughter Academy Archives – One Liners Part Five and some snippets.

So many of dear Sally’s jokes are related to food that I absolutely had to share this set. And yes, Beautiful People, CHOCOLATE is food!

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I am sharing this post from July 2016… I know that some of you commented at the time but hope time has dulled your memory as much as mine!  I have also included some funnies from Facebook that I have pinched over the last few weeks.

Time for part five of the one-liners..I am hoping that I am not repeating any but the odd one might slip through and be noted by the more eagle-eyed of you..  enjoy.

1. It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
2. He who hesitates is boss.
3. As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never
4. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
5. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

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  1. I especially liked No. 4. :)))

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    1. That’s right – if nobody can see you, it has no calories, so enjoy yourself! LOL

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  2. Christy B says:

    I reread it and it STILL makes me laugh 😀

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    1. I am glad it cheers you up = does the same to me!

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  3. jimenobaeznarvaez says:

    I reread it and it STILL makes me joke 😀


  4. oldpoet56 says:

    How does one not like this?

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