La’ Pue

The Old Poet and an insightful political analyst Ted comes to the party with a cute and funny kitty poem. Only it’s not really a kitty… Read on!

Truth Troubles

                                                           La’ Pue
A skunk is just a kitty with a stripe up it’s back
The front end has the teeth yet the back end, the attack
O’ Day perfume or O’ Day toilet, you find in the swanky outlets
Give your date all natural Skunk Oil, you she’ll never forget
Give her a kitty with it’s own perfume bag, a guaranteed success
Granny Clampett was said to have a great road kill stew
Elvira made a soup that was rumored to be able to eat you
Crockett and Boone known to wear skin hats with a decorative tail
You ever seen a coat with a white stripe up it’s back
Ever been served a meal where your teeth pulled themselves
See…

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. lghiggins says:

    Cute! Thanks for sharing!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thank you, I thought so too!

      Like

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